Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Music Fest.


Is this the real life, Is this just fantasy? The place is crowded with cute girls and hot atmosphere. I am in a music festival. I will be camping here for days yeah. What a coincidence my tent is near to a tent of a group of girls. Lucky Barry, This is the first day of the festival, so tonight there won’t be a concert, but events will be held. I guess time for the greeting is come. I took out my six-pack beer set and went to their tent.

“Excuse me girls.” I yelled.

“Yes?” a wild red head showed up. She was gorgeous.

“I have these beers, but I don’t have the bottle opener. I wonder do you have it?” I asked.

“There should be one in the tent, but I don’t sure. I’ll check it.” She said and went in. I was alone in front of the tent. I was talking to myself. What the heck. Am I going to wait outside? Then another wild girl appeared and said “Please come in.” They were four girls staying together. One is the red head that I talked first. The second is the blondie who let me in and I did not notice the others. Their tent was tidy, but I realized that was a made by supersonic tidying, because of me. They were not looking for the opener. Five of us exchanged glances for a minute then I said

“So I was looking for a bottle opener, but I forget it at home I guess, so you girls have one?”

“Yes, yes were looking for it. Don’t we Stella?” asked the blonde to the red head. Hm Stella, what a lovely name. I told to myself.

They started to search and I was standing in the middle of the tent.

“Actually we are not that messy, but you know it is the first day so.” Said the blonde. She must be kidding.

“If you think this is messy, then you shouldn’t see my tent.” I said, but that was a lie. I am sure that my tent is the most tidy one in the festival. Tidiness is the first thing I care, after girls.

“Oh finally, here you go.” Said one of them. They found the opener.

“Oh my god, I am so dumb. These are all flip-open bottles.”  I said. Actually that was a trick for getting into them ‘wink’

“Ow hahaha” they all laughed.

“Hey you know what, I got six bottles, but I can’t drink them all alone why don’t we drink together?” ı said.



                                                                              To Be Continued...

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Barry's Place

Good morning my disciples. This is Barry. I have to tell you something. I had this idea this morning while lynig under my hot blanket and stretching my limbs. The idea was I have my energy from my house every morning and why shouldn't I tell you about my house. The house of gusto. First of all I have a queen sized bed with gigantic pillows on it, they are very handy in pillow fights and everything is covered in black colour. That's so sexy. When you woke up in my bed first thing you will see is the majestic view of the city through the wide windows instead of dead walls. I show my panaroma to the chicks, chicks love panaromas. There is a big lava lamp in the corner. It is so high, high as my ceiling, but not as high as me. I made my floor parquet, because finding strands on my clothes in the morning is the thing that I hate most.
Okay children, Barry needs to go now. I have to be bombastic for tonight. There is an opening in the city that I must not miss. You will later read about it.

Mini Story: The Worst Womanizer In The Globe

He approaches to the girl in the bar ans asks: "I think I know you from somewhere."

"Oh really? Where? You don't seem familiar."

"Umm.. I don't know. What is your name anyway?" he asks again.

Suddenly her friends come and take her away without noticing him and he keeps watching them leaving the place for a moment. The End

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Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Newly Closed Doors Opens Easily

Through the steam I saw my wrinkled fingers. This old man needs to rest more, needs to gain energy. I stepped out from the hot tube, wiped the vaporous mirror, took my comb. I started to comb my hair damn I'm hot, gave a sexy wink to my reflection and left. I put my clothes on, checked myself, this city is going to shake.

Barry left his house and went to his usual place for drinking. His table was empty as always with the 'reserved' sign on it. He winked at the waitress and sat. There was a woman in the front table, she was pretty with her long wavy hair and wearing a white shirt with top buttons opened and a casual black pants. First eye contact was a coincidence for the woman, but Barry was waiting for that moment since he sat down. Then he decided to test her. Did she find Barry attractive? While drinking his drink, he never looked directly at her, but watching her slily and yes she was looking at him. There were three people at that table and looks like the other two is a couple.

That is great, because she must be bored with them. One of the things that Barry hates is spending time with a couple. She said something to her friends and left the table. Please don't go, don't leave the place, Oh great she sat at the bar. I went for the bar and sat next to her. The bartender welcomed me. I ordered two cocktails, turned to her;

"Where is the forth person?" I asked.

"What do you mean?"

"I thought that is a double date you are doing there."
"Haha no, they are the only couple."

The bartender prepared and brought the drinks.
"You should not drink this too fast. You won't taste the alcohol, but it will make you drunk fast." I said.
"Actualy that's what I need right now." she said and took a big sip.

"Who made you say that?"

"Okay stranger you were right. This was going to be a double date, but we broke up this morning. I can't believe it. He decided to broke up today while he knew that we will have a double date. What a jerk."
"I don't want to interfere, but what was his excuse for it? You now the things they usually say for the break up are poppycock. Maybe you've been a bad girl. That's the reason." and I flashed a naughty look.

"Ahahah I guess he has a new lover, because he mentioned some crap like that, but I'm not sure. We didn't even really fight about it. It was a very short dialogue and I wasn't a bad girl." said she and added.

"At least to him." with a whispering voice.

"By the way I thought I would make  this conversation with them." she pointed her friends. They were flirting like children.

"I am glad that you were here stranger. Someone to talk to, someone to meet new in this crazy day and I will be more glad If you say me your name." she said.

"I am Barry." I smiled and continued

"I had a crazy idea for this crazy day. Ready to hear?"

"Sure, haha I don't think this day is going to be crazier."

"Let's drive to his place and tell him what you think. It is better than thinking about your feelings every night."

She shot the remaining drink in her glass and took her jacket. That was a quick decision. She talked with her friends and came back without waiting for their reaction and

"Okay, let's go."

We arrived at her ex's house.

"I am going to wait in the car." I said.

Watching her walking to the door. She was so cute. He showed up at the door. I was not able to hear them, but his face expression was surprised no sign of any sadness he is a bumkin exactly. I begged for her not to cry. I don't want a crying baby in my car in this hour and I am sure from her stance she was not crying. Suddeny a hot chick showed up behind the bumpkin. I can't watch this Brazilian TV show anymore. I sound the horn twice and shouted.

"Come on babe, we gotta go, can't spend time here anymore." She turned to me her confused face became smiling. She took couple of steps and then showed her middle fingers at them. and jumped in to car with laughing. We drove away fast... for the 'hot coffee.'

...later I've found out her name was Marigold.


   Every men is digging the sands of the society to find a chest and usualy they do find it. Every chest holds an adventure for its finder, but usually they were unlocked before, then burried again. Sometimes you will find the chest that someone burried it again just before. Don't forget search for the locked chests and run away from the ones with broken covers.