The Most Unlucky Man That Ever Lived

I am walking alone in the main street, crowded with people, hanging around, shopping, chatting. Same old every day society scenery. Except the rainy weather. Because of the umbrellas, I can't see people's faces, passing. I have to throw myself into a bar right now. Oh wait who is this chick, standing alone on the sideway with nice clothes on? Hm.. She is short,but has a pretty face, actually an attractive face.
She is not carrying an umbrella and it is obvious that she is troubled with the rain.
  I run to her with my umbrella, covering her head,

"It is a bad day for not carrying your umbrella." I said. She was surprised, because of me pop up from nowhere.

"Yeah you are right. Thank you so much. I was getting wetter and wetter for twenty minutes. You are so nice, true gentleman." she said. Her words made me so happy. I am sure our chat will end in a different place.

"We shouldn't stand here under the rain. Why we don't go for a coffe or something?" These lines were prepared in my brain, they were on the way to my tongue, but suddenly a car as hot as her parked in front of us, splashing the rain water to me.

"Forgive me babe. This rain killed the traffic. Let's go for the coffee." the driver said.

"It is okay sweetheart, this guy saved me from the rain." she said. Then she turned to me,

"You didn't say your name." she said with a cuter face.

I heard the question, but I was petrified. I couldn't even remeber my name. Only thing that is remaining there is my pale, stupid face.

ANOTHER MINI STORY

   I was hanging around with my friends when I first see her. She was attractive, but I didn't pay much attention to her. The thing was I was seeing her for couple of days in a week and I can't deny, it is easy to be interested in her when you are seeing someone that much and having eye contacts. Finally I asked my friend to collect intelligence about her, does she has a boyfriend? In the same time I was waiting for an oppurtunity to talk to her. That was a regular talk, but first step is the first step isn't it?

It was fun until my friend came to me saying "I have a bad news for you." In that second I got the news, but let her tell. She told me that, that girl was in a relationship for a long time, but it was complicated. They were breaking up and then kiss and make up again and again.

   After some argument with myself I decided to stay in the game.

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Music Fest.

Is this the real life, Is this just fantasy? The place is crowded with cute girls and hot atmosphere. I am in a music festival. I will be camping here for days yeah. What a coincidence my tent is near to a tent of a group of girls. Lucky Barry, This is the first day of the festival, so tonight there won’t be a concert, but events will be held. I guess time for the greeting is come. I took out my six-pack beer set and went to their tent.

“Excuse me girls.” I yelled.

“Yes?” a wild red head showed up. She was gorgeous.

“I have these beers, but I don’t have the bottle opener. I wonder do you have it?” I asked.

“There should be one in the tent, but I don’t sure. I’ll check it.” She said and went in. I was alone in front of the tent. I was talking to myself. What the heck. Am I going to wait outside? Then another wild girl appeared and said “Please come in.” They were four girls staying together. One is the red head that I talked first. The second is the blondie who let me in and I did not notice the others. Their tent was tidy, but I realized that was a made by supersonic tidying, because of me. They were not looking for the opener. Five of us exchanged glances for a minute then I said

“So I was looking for a bottle opener, but I forget it at home I guess, so you girls have one?”

“Yes, yes were looking for it. Don’t we Stella?” asked the blonde to the red head. Hm Stella, what a lovely name. I told to myself.

They started to search and I was standing in the middle of the tent.

“Actually we are not that messy, but you know it is the first day so.” Said the blonde. She must be kidding.

“If you think this is messy, then you shouldn’t see my tent.” I said, but that was a lie. I am sure that my tent is the most tidy one in the festival. Tidiness is the first thing I care, after girls.

“Oh finally, here you go.” Said one of them. They found the opener.

“Oh my god, I am so dumb. These are all flip-open bottles.”  I said. Actually that was a trick for getting into them ‘wink’

“Ow hahaha” they all laughed.

“Hey you know what, I got six bottles, but I can’t drink them all alone why don’t we drink together?” ı said.

                                                                              To Be Continued...

Barry's Place

Good morning my disciples. This is Barry. I have to tell you something. I had this idea this morning while lynig under my hot blanket and stretching my limbs. The idea was I have my energy from my house every morning and why shouldn't I tell you about my house. The house of gusto. First of all I have a queen sized bed with gigantic pillows on it, they are very handy in pillow fights and everything is covered in black colour. That's so sexy. When you woke up in my bed first thing you will see is the majestic view of the city through the wide windows instead of dead walls. I show my panaroma to the chicks, chicks love panaromas. There is a big lava lamp in the corner. It is so high, high as my ceiling, but not as high as me. I made my floor parquet, because finding strands on my clothes in the morning is the thing that I hate most.
Okay children, Barry needs to go now. I have to be bombastic for tonight. There is an opening in the city that I must not miss. You will later read about it.

Mini Story: The Worst Womanizer In The Globe

He approaches to the girl in the bar ans asks: "I think I know you from somewhere."

"Oh really? Where? You don't seem familiar."

"Umm.. I don't know. What is your name anyway?" he asks again.

Suddenly her friends come and take her away without noticing him and he keeps watching them leaving the place for a moment. The End


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Newly Closed Doors Opens Easily

Through the steam I saw my wrinkled fingers. This old man needs to rest more, needs to gain energy. I stepped out from the hot tube, wiped the vaporous mirror, took my comb. I started to comb my hair damn I'm hot, gave a sexy wink to my reflection and left. I put my clothes on, checked myself, this city is going to shake.

Barry left his house and went to his usual place for drinking. His table was empty as always with the 'reserved' sign on it. He winked at the waitress and sat. There was a woman in the front table, she was pretty with her long wavy hair and wearing a white shirt with top buttons opened and a casual black pants. First eye contact was a coincidence for the woman, but Barry was waiting for that moment since he sat down. Then he decided to test her. Did she find Barry attractive? While drinking his drink, he never looked directly at her, but watching her slily and yes she was looking at him. There were three people at that table and looks like the other two is a couple.

That is great, because she must be bored with them. One of the things that Barry hates is spending time with a couple. She said something to her friends and left the table. Please don't go, don't leave the place, Oh great she sat at the bar. I went for the bar and sat next to her. The bartender welcomed me. I ordered two cocktails, turned to her;

"Where is the forth person?" I asked.

"What do you mean?"

"I thought that is a double date you are doing there."
"Haha no, they are the only couple."

The bartender prepared and brought the drinks.
"You should not drink this too fast. You won't taste the alcohol, but it will make you drunk fast." I said.
"Actualy that's what I need right now." she said and took a big sip.

"Who made you say that?"

"Okay stranger you were right. This was going to be a double date, but we broke up this morning. I can't believe it. He decided to broke up today while he knew that we will have a double date. What a jerk."
"I don't want to interfere, but what was his excuse for it? You now the things they usually say for the break up are poppycock. Maybe you've been a bad girl. That's the reason." and I flashed a naughty look.

"Ahahah I guess he has a new lover, because he mentioned some crap like that, but I'm not sure. We didn't even really fight about it. It was a very short dialogue and I wasn't a bad girl." said she and added.

"At least to him." with a whispering voice.

"By the way I thought I would make  this conversation with them." she pointed her friends. They were flirting like children.

"I am glad that you were here stranger. Someone to talk to, someone to meet new in this crazy day and I will be more glad If you say me your name." she said.

"I am Barry." I smiled and continued

"I had a crazy idea for this crazy day. Ready to hear?"

"Sure, haha I don't think this day is going to be crazier."

"Let's drive to his place and tell him what you think. It is better than thinking about your feelings every night."

She shot the remaining drink in her glass and took her jacket. That was a quick decision. She talked with her friends and came back without waiting for their reaction and

"Okay, let's go."

We arrived at her ex's house.

"I am going to wait in the car." I said.

Watching her walking to the door. She was so cute. He showed up at the door. I was not able to hear them, but his face expression was surprised no sign of any sadness he is a bumkin exactly. I begged for her not to cry. I don't want a crying baby in my car in this hour and I am sure from her stance she was not crying. Suddeny a hot chick showed up behind the bumpkin. I can't watch this Brazilian TV show anymore. I sound the horn twice and shouted.

"Come on babe, we gotta go, can't spend time here anymore." She turned to me her confused face became smiling. She took couple of steps and then showed her middle fingers at them. and jumped in to car with laughing. We drove away fast... for the 'hot coffee.'

...later I've found out her name was Marigold.


   Every men is digging the sands of the society to find a chest and usualy they do find it. Every chest holds an adventure for its finder, but usually they were unlocked before, then burried again. Sometimes you will find the chest that someone burried it again just before. Don't forget search for the locked chests and run away from the ones with broken covers.

Introduction

Hello children this is Barry and his hurly-burly life among the land of women. Barry born as an alpha male that is his head start into the world. First sign of his rascality was the gathering all the nurses and drowned in love. He may be a lady killer, but in today's world everybody is a potential danger. You cannot escape from falling in love. That is the nightmare of Barry. Actually he does not give a damn about love, all he thinks is more woman more love. That's how he rolls with his temporary companions. You might think that Barry is a jerk, but you should understand his way of living. He may be a women addict, but actualy what he do is knocking down the system of marriage. God asked him to choose between bang and heaven and he choosed bang. Mammals are the most advanced organisms, they have specific mating seasons and males are mating with different females as much as they can. If Barry can be with lots of women, and does not need to wait for a season why would he tie himself to a woman. Opposite to his charisma, Barry is not good at making friends. He says 'People can't tolerate my sex appeal.' It does not matter if he spend his night with a women or more, he is alone every morning.b That is why he keeps saying to himself 'You and I against the world brother.'


Chin-chin my dear readers. I am the author of your entertainment. I will be writing semi-fictional stories and I have to say couple of things. First of all Barry does not exists. I mean, I am not Barry. he is a character that I made up. He is not my reflection, you may wish it is yours. Second, I will add things from my life into Barry's life, but they will not expose anything I guess... Finally I won't write anything offending. I am aiming for pure entertainment for both boys and girls and no need for a age limit, I will censor some points that are special for Barry. Do not interfere too much.